"I want to be a secretary" (Coronet, 1941)

The good folks at Archive.org offer this gem of social guidance instruction made in the veritable golden age of masturbation fantasies. One niggling complaint: some of these aspiring career ladies need much sterner discipline. Errors and inefficient typing speeds must be firmly corrected with a vigorous paddling.

You can turn my mimeograph crank anytime, babydoll.

Pent up dames as far as the leering eye can see.

must…not…stare at those gams.

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One Response to “"I want to be a secretary" (Coronet, 1941)”

  1. I just found your site. Classic weirdness! Thanks….

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