The listing claims Helga here is imported from Germany was originally purchased for $1500. I’m thinking this sexy frau was most recently employed in the window an adult novelty shop that has since shuttered. Just a thought, but how terrible is the economy when a sex shop closes? That must be an uncomfortable dinner table family budget discussion in which Mr. and Mrs. Cashstrapped Sixpack must tearfully declare that flavored love jellies and various items of erotica must be nixed.
The black socks and ill-fitting granny panties are far from alluring, but there’s something about her serious Teutonic face that causes one’s mind to race to thoughts of verbotten lieben.