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Senator John McCain says, “Complete the danged fence”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on May 12, 2010 by All Conference Vintage

Sorry to get political.

This is either the most cynical political ad in world history or we live in an increasingly baffled and terrified country.  Sheriff  Babeu is “my” county’s sheriff (PS Pinal County is about 100 miles from the border and Babeu won his title mainly on the platform of banning speed cameras and cracking down on “illegals”) and John McCain is “my” Senator.   These gentlemen think that walling off the country is the answer.   I do not.   For every 10 foot wall, there’s an 11 foot ladder.

busty mannequin on Craigslist

Posted in craigslist zen, holy shit we're totally fucked with tags , on February 21, 2009 by All Conference Vintage

The listing claims Helga here is imported from Germany was originally purchased for $1500. I’m thinking this sexy frau was most recently employed in the window an adult novelty shop that has since shuttered. Just a thought, but how terrible is the economy when a sex shop closes? That must be an uncomfortable dinner table family budget discussion in which Mr. and Mrs. Cashstrapped Sixpack must tearfully declare that flavored love jellies and various items of erotica must be nixed.
The black socks and ill-fitting granny panties are far from alluring, but there’s something about her serious Teutonic face that causes one’s mind to race to thoughts of verbotten lieben.